i drew this while i was sobering up the other night and i can’t stop laughing at what a bizarre existence i live

happy “sorry, i’m celibate” day!!!!

a comic about cookies and the benefits of misanthropy

sampson sibling adventures: christmas edition

things that cause my brother to react violently:

1. movie ticket prices
2. uggs

i am pretty sure my body is just looking for any excuse to puke

clearly, it’s because my methods are beyond the comprehension of average humans, and not because i am crazy.

clearly.

and then it rained half an hour later

have you ever looked back on something you did years ago, only to find yourself thinking, “god, what a fucking asshole?”

that is how i feel when i read the archives for this comic.

i just woke up and found this, i guess it is a comic about my trip to the grocery store after being awake for over 24 hours.  i do not remember much of said trip.  apparently i bought Lucky Charms.

the clerk and i have a wonderful relationship in which he says things and i pretend to understand.  it doesn’t work out so well when i am batshit from lack of sleep.